Drtuber lets you choose only to see videos

Dr Tuber, also known as Dr. Tuber! A few days ago, I started feeling an intense itch around my private area. It was so uncomfortable that I couldn’t sleep, I barely ate the new pizza rolls I got from my welfare check, and it was really tough. I couldn’t even finish watching Toriko for the sixth time. The shirtless guys from Toriko had to wait another day because I was too distracted to focus!

I finally dared to tell my mom about it.

She told me to take my pants off in front of her church group. At first, I thought she was crazy because it would expose her as the bad guy she really is to the gossiping older women at First Church of the Southern Baptists. But that wasn’t the case! They all stopped what they were doing and turned their attention to my little penis!

My mom got up from her seat, took another puff from her nearly finished cigarette, then got on her knees.

She grabbed my penis and brought the tip up to her eye. “Still small,” she said, snorting and dropping her cigarette on the floor. The other ladies in the church laughed so loud I thought my framed pictures of Tom Selleck might fall off the walls!

So it wasn’t such a bad day after all!

I finally got to see a doctor, I realized that using a blowtorch on my genitals actually hurts, I was let go before my mom even knew what happened, and the best part? I made a friend!

I must have been thinking about doctors all afternoon because I sneaked into the basement, got on my desktop, and started searching for the doctor’s address to surprise him.

I never found his name, but I did find a website called Drtuber. It’s a free tube site that was exactly what I needed. *Cocking my head, smirking, and giggling* Let’s take a look at it together!

Choose from straight, gay, or transsexual on the homepage.

As you all know, people like myself and alphas like ThePornDude are as straight as Zeus’s lightning bolts that he uses to punish his enemies.

I’m also a male feminist and a white knight who believes in including everyone, so it’s nice to see that Drtuber offers different types of porn right from the homepage. Whether you’re gay or transsexual, Drtuber lets you choose only to see videos of those types, so you don’t have to search for them every time you visit the site.

I love that sites like Drtuber are considerate of other people’s sexual preferences.

There’s nothing I hate more than going to a free tube site and seeing nothing but scat videos. I imagine that’s how gay men might feel about a woman’s vagina, so it’s a great move on Drtuber’s part that they don’t show any vaginas on the site—only weiners, waxed testicles, and shaven buttholes. How forward-thinking, Drtuber!

Good sorting options  

Drtuber offers many sorting options to help you find the best women to complement.

I like sorting by “newest” so I can be the first to comment on the lovely ladies on any site, but you might prefer a different option. If so, Drtuber lets you sort by the longest videos if you want to watch full-length videos, or by top-rated videos (today, this week, this month, all-time).

Drtuber can also sort by the most commented videos (again, today, this week, this month, all-time).

That’s a feature you don’t see on many free tube sites, but it’s one I would love to see on more. It gives me a chance to be a pure white knight voice in a sea of Chads who want to hump the ladies in these videos. Seriously, Chads need to get a life!

Well laid out, thumbnails load quickly.  

I’ve found that a free tube site only keeps people around if it’s well-designed.

Well, Drtuber is definitely easy on the eyes! It’s well-organized, the layout isn’t confusing, and the thumbnails load very quickly on each page. I could click on a video, and it loaded instantly. Once I was done, I pressed back and moved on to something else without any buffering or videos that hung while loading.

This is also true on the mobile version.

It’s sleek, functional, and never a pain to use. A lot of free tube sites struggle with mobile, but Drtuber is designed exactly as the doctor ordered!

Become a member to download videos and subscribe to users  

Drtuber, often misspelled as “drtube,” isn’t just a free tube site that only dips its little toe into a bucket of sensual ice water.

It also has a community of members who regularly upload videos. Even if you don’t want to upload your own videos of the women you want the world to uplift and compliment in the comments section, you can still follow members who regularly post videos and download your favorites!

I’ve actually started downloading some of my favorite videos.

I put them in a playlist and randomized them, making sure to set the playlist to repeat. It’s almost like I’m not alone in my mom’s basement, but instead have the company of lovely women who love me for who I am. I love you all, ladies sitting inside my computer. I wish you would nurse my tiny penis and give me the medicine I need for my trucker STD, though.